FF-FilesThe FF-Files: Throw It Away
—Joe Jackson, “Throw It Away”
The videos posted below are all real videos submitted to the Sherdog Fight Finder inbox or procured by our terrific staff. No editing has been done on our end. These chuckleheads really think that these fights are legitimate.
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There shouldn’t be any way that this 15-second clip could convince anyone an actual professional MMA fight happened on that Austrian basketball court.
It’s like he knocked on that dude’s door and said, “pardon me sir, could I bother you for a cup of guillotine,” and the guy responded, “I suppose, but please bring it back when you’re done with it,” and leaned over.
If you don’t get in a fight, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t get in a fight?
Whoops, don’t know how that got in there.
Travis Lutter, eat your heart out.
With a fight name like Sabrina Van Damme, you better wow us with…oh what was that nonsense?
This one is interesting not because of what is seen on video, but because of what isn’t. Just off screen, Fighter A’s corner decided they had had it with the judges and attacked them. For some reason, the org thought this meant Fighter A lost by corner stoppage. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
What. The. F&#%.
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