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Hi, I’m Chris, and I take pictures of my TV.*

I’ve never aspired to be any sort of a photographer. It seems overwhelming, trying to find just the right angle, just the right frame to shoot amongst all the things that surround us constantly. I don’t have the eye for it. But, when the possibilities are narrowed down to what’s being shown through a little electronic rectangle -- a rectangle that you can pause and rewind, no less -- that’s more my speed.

Also, whereas real photographers often capture the beauty of nature or document important world events, I mostly use my cellphone take screen caps of people making goofy faces while screaming about MMA.

I’m not exactly sure when or why this started, but I keep doing it just because it entertains me and my friends on Twitter during long days of fights. Hopefully it will entertain you, too.

*It’s not actually my TV. I use my friends’ TV because it’s nicer than mine. Thanks, Casey and Esther.

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 27, 2014

@freddefreitas @GrabakaHitman pic.twitter.com/L2z2WmG5sf

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 26, 2014

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 26, 2014

Nevada commission now hearing expert testimony from Dr. Grumpycat pic.twitter.com/5jcYJNLIy1

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 23, 2014

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 13, 2014

that's what America is all about, two men engaging in a heated fistfight and then kissing #USA pic.twitter.com/boyHrr26OF

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 6, 2014

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

UFC Fight Night is brought you by: peas pic.twitter.com/2Iu9e8tL0K

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 28, 2014

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 7, 2014

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— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) July 6, 2014