A Night of Tweets: UFC Fight Night San Antonio

rough night for Jeremy Stephens, gets lumped up by Swanson and then denied a handshake by Anik pic.twitter.com/B5rHrQmB9c

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

Great fight, I have it 3-2 Cub. How do u have it?

— Dana White (@danawhite) June 29, 2014

My guys in the truck are saying Jeremy broke his hand. We will see this next break

— Dana White (@danawhite) June 29, 2014

Damn, that Russian in Cub's corner sure does a fantastic American accent.

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) June 29, 2014

Bruce should have shouted its about time!

— Sherdog (@TheSherdoggy) June 29, 2014

So far he would have fight of the night but isn't eligible for a bonus cause he didn't make weight. Might have cost him 50k

— Dana White (@danawhite) June 29, 2014

@MMARoasted After missing weight Kelvin Gastelums mom cancelled his after party at Cold Stone. #UFCFightNight

— Paul Schultz (@thepaulschultz) June 29, 2014

Andrew Craig is only good for 17 seconds of action. My ex-girlfriend accused me of that too. Bitch.

— Tim B (@TB_Money) June 29, 2014

Would the blood from Craig's cut be going into his eyes if it weren't for the cornrows? Sweet look and efficient.

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) June 29, 2014

Dias and Lamas have both committed to the 'I'm not going to give you the chance to do anything cool' fighting style here.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) June 29, 2014

They should just draw a name out of a hat and save everyone a bunch of black eyes and brain cells.

— Dann Stupp (@MMAjunkieDann) June 29, 2014

scoring is based on effective striking, grappling, aggression, octagon control, or just whatever

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

MMA judging always keeping people on the edge of their seats. Its good for TV instead of getting a beer you stay put to see the decision.

— Sherdog (@TheSherdoggy) June 29, 2014

Good fight by Ellenberger and Moontasri, but I can help but think that Chael Sonnen would try to inject them into his bloodstream somehow.

— jim genia (@jim_genia) June 29, 2014

Speaking of Chael, I wonder what Joe could do to achieve Jake's massive upper body?

— midnite (@123midnite) June 29, 2014

How many MMA writers stopped watching the fight card to put their Chael Sonnen posts together?

— CagePotato.com (@cagepotatomma) June 29, 2014

congrats to Carlos Diego Ferreira and the small alien inside his ear who pilots him pic.twitter.com/gH7JZ3HiYk

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

Finally, an exciting Colton Smith fight.

— jim genia (@jim_genia) June 29, 2014

And Colton Smith's UFC career ends after getting judo tossed and no hooks rear naked choked .... Worst career ever by a TUF champion.

— RJ Clifford (@RJcliffordMMA) June 29, 2014

Looks like Colton Smith has some tough decisions in his future...WSOF on NBCSN or TitanFC on CBSSN.....

— Robert Joyner (@robnashville) June 29, 2014

I LOVE WHEN REFS RUIN FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Dana White (@danawhite) June 29, 2014

A bad early stoppage that results in more Karyn Bryant on my TV...talk about a lose-lose situation.

— jjj2121 (@jjj2121) June 29, 2014

Memo to Texas athletic inspectors working the #UFCFightNight show in San Antonio: stop staring off into space & watch your damn fighters.

— FightOpinion (@FightOpinion) June 29, 2014

I don't know who was more stiff, Bedford or the referee stepping in to make the stoppage…

— Sherdog.com (@sherdogdotcom) June 29, 2014

Kerry Hatley's stoppage was worse than the 30-27 card for Enz.

— Rich Hansen (@JustRichHansen) June 29, 2014

ANDROL: The teleprompter is broken so JACKSON: . . . ANDROL: Greg what's it like being a coacherman JACKSON: . . . ANDROL: Back to you guys

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

Andy Endz always pays cash or credit because he doesn't believe in checks. #UFCFightNight

— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) June 29, 2014

Enz is from Alaska. People in Alaska can see Russia from their houses. Conclusion: Enz knows Sambo.

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) June 29, 2014

Is that a scene from game of thrones on the back of Guimares? looks like The Dog vs Brienne of Tarth or some shit....

— Robert Joyner (@robnashville) June 29, 2014

HE IS RAY BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

— Chris Nelson (@3ammma) June 29, 2014

Borg asks the crowd for applause, asks Joe Silva for a performance bonus, does not vow to assimilate us all. Missed opportunity, bro.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) June 29, 2014

Ray Borg couldn't afford a loss against a guy like Shane Howell. Set up as as non-competitive and there you have it. Made it look simple.

— Josh Gross (@yay_yee) June 29, 2014

Take notice people, neck cranks are still ending fights in the UFC. What a statement for heavyweights.

— TJ De Santis (@TJDeSantis) June 28, 2014

I really don't see how that neck crank submits people, but damn, I guess it does.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) June 28, 2014

Two UFC heavyweight newcomers, combined age of 71. Man, the division really needs some legit, young prospects.

— Dann Stupp (@MMAjunkieDann) June 28, 2014