-- Mark Phillips
Jason Probst, columnist: I wish you could enjoy reading this email as much as I enjoyed reading yours. It ranks savagely high on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
If you want, I could have Messrs. Lorenzo and Frank send over an Etruscan bidet to soothe your angst. Never used, only dropped once -- eBay value of $135,000.
Jason, I just wanted to drop you a note on your article.
You sound like a Zuffa groupie or employee.
That's about it.
-- E. Hilsenberg
Probst: I have to admit it. I shill for the UFC. Dana pays me well, mostly via autographed Harold Howard memorabilia.
Especially with articles like this that run on the front of ESPN's MMA page for two months last summer.
Yours in Schadenfreude, J.P.
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