Roy Nelson, on “The Savage Dog Show,” joking about whether there’s anything that could lead to him changing his habits and losing weight:

“That’s a tough one. There might be a new GNS2 program out there or the new P90X or the, um, what’s the one that Dan Marino’s doing? I might be on the Nutrisystem. There’s lot of things. When I get my own personal chef. Or when I get a supplement routine. Or when I start working out or something like that -- that might change it.”