Sherdog’s Top 10: Greatest Walkouts

9 (Tie). Jason Miller vs. Ronaldo Souza | Dream 9 (May 26, 2009)

Before personal problems, including drug addiction, destroyed his career in MMA and Hollywood alike, “Mayhem” was the most wildly entertaining man in MMA. He was a charismatic lunatic: funny, insightful and yet completely insane. One couldn't help paying attention and becoming a fan. This extended to his walkouts, with none better than the one against “Jacare” Souza at Dream 9. With a techno dance track playing in the background, 10 attractive women in Japanese schoolgirl attire walk out, five on each side of the railing, waiting. Suddenly, Miller bursts his way between them, and once he is at the bottom, they all start dancing. What follows is a short but intense routine, with schoolgirls and Miller alike smiling like crazy, as the great Lenne Hardt bellows out “Jason MAAAAAAYHHHHEEMMMM MILLLLLER!” in-between. Commentator Michael Schiavello is duly impressed, paying his respects with “The Japanese schoolgirls! God bless you, Jason Miller, you are living my fantasy!” The schoolgirls then mob Miller, and as he goes off to battle in the cage, they stay behind, smiling adoringly. Miller, of course, mugs for the camera and dances the whole way through. They just don't make walkouts this fun anymore.

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