Patience of the Night Award Kenny Florian, for affably attempting to get between Nate Quarry and Tim Credeur during an extended endorphin exchange after their exciting three-rounder.

The Ignoring Any Rivalries in Business Award Time-Warner Cable, for advertising Saturday’s Floyd Mayweather/Juan Manuel Marquez bout repeatedly during the Spike programming block. (It airs opposite UFC 103.)

The Left Hand/Right Hand Award For the narration over a Roger Huerta video package that promised “Huerta is ready to make a run at the UFC lightweight title.”

The Being Mike Goldberg Award Mike Goldberg, for exclaiming “Condit is in huge trouble here, Joe!” to fill-in broadcaster Kenny Florian. And they say the guy is a robot.