Being a reality television series producer can mean a handful of things: a certain percentage of dinner party guests are going to look at you like you have leprosy, for one. Two, you’re going to be elated when a subject utters the phrase, “There’s chickens in my car.”
Not partaking in the aviary fun was Matt Mitrione, who was shown -- either via the magic of editing or simply his own hammy acting -- suffering the ill effects of having his head used as a bongo. Mitrione may or may not fight, which may or may not lead to Kimbo Slice returning, which may or may not cause me to care.
The man who beat Slice, Roy Nelson, earned an early holiday gift by beating Justin Wren via decision. It was the least impressive victory of the season to date, as Nelson finally behaved as he looks -- sluggish, out of shape, and ineffective. His coach was correct in wishing for a third round: Evans knows bulls--t when he smells it.